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:)              Smiling, happy faces; don't take me too seriously
                Happy
                midget smiley
                Cheshire cat smile
                happy
                salamander
                User is a midget
                Smilie without a nose

:-)             Smiling, happy faces; don't take me too seriously
                 or 
                Your basic smiley
                ha ha
                Comedy
                Willie Shoemaker
                "We are all, each of us, alone"
                happy
                humorous
                smiley standard
                the normal smiling face
                User is an orator
                Happy user

:>              Smiling, happy faces; don't take me too seriously
                midget smiley
                hmm, let me think...
                User is a midget

;)              Winking happy faces (something said tongue-in-cheek)
                midget Wink
                winking

;-)             Winking happy faces (something said tongue-in-cheek)
                Wink (or wink and a smile)
                winking smiley
                "If you touch my daughter again, they won't be blanks"
                a practical joker who played one too many and got beat up
                beaten up
                could be pirate smiling face??
                crying with happiness
                getting fresh
                sardonic incredulity
                smiling face gets his lights punched out
                User is making a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark

;>              Winking happy faces (something said tongue-in-cheek)
                midget Wink

B-)             Smiling face from a person wearing glasses
                Smiling and wearing glasses or sunglasses
                message from Batman
                User wears horn-rimmed glasses
                horn-rims
                "Holy trichinosis!"
                "I pray daily for death"
                "Let's do the beach, man!"
                User is ready for the beach

8-)             Smiling face with a wide-eyed look
                Smile with glasses
                Smiling and wearing glasses
                wide-eyed look
                User is wearing sunglasses
                smiley swimmer
                smiley with big eyes...perhaps wearing contact lenses
                "I was the second gunman"
                excited
                Bug-eyed smilie

:D              Wider happy face (or Mistrel singers)
                Laughter

:-D             Wider happy face (or Mistrel singers)
                big mouth
                User is laughing (at you!)
                big smile
                said with a smile
                talking too much
                User is a blabber mouth
                Laugh-happy user

:-o             "Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill)
                User singing national anthem
                Uh oh!
                Surprise
                "Oh, the humanity!"
                Mr. Bill
                Wow!
                shocked
                yawn

:-(             Sad or disappointed face
                Unhappy
                Frowning smilie.
                boo hoo
                Drama
                "I will start with those you love most"
                has read too many 'smiley' articles
                mad
                sad face, 'that comment makes me sad (mad)'
                un-smiley
                Displeasure
                Sad user

:-P             Tongue stuck out
                Wider happy face (or Mistrel singers)
                Nyahhhh!
                nyah nyah
                "I have a longer tongue than Gene Simmons"
                has a secret to tell you
                telling secrets
                tongue hanging out in anticipation
                User is wanting to lick your neck

:-J             Tongue in cheek
                Tongue-in-cheek comments

:-#             Message concerning something that shouldn't have been said
                Censored
                User wears braces
                braces
                my lips are sealed
                mouth zipped
                punched in the mouth

:-$             Message indicating person is ill
                put your money where your mouth is
                smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
                "These braces sure do hurt!"
                mouth wired shut
                sellout (does NOT rhyme with zealot!)
                uncertainty
                Jewish user

:-&             Message indicating person is angry
                User is tongue tied.
                smiley which is tongue-tied
                Perplexed
                User eating spaghetti

:-*             Kiss...
                Oooops (covering mouth with hand)
                User just ate a sour pickle
                User just ate something sour
                smiley after eating something bitter
                after eating something bitter or sour

:-x             Kiss kiss
                "my lips are sealed" smiley
                "my lips are sealed"
                not telling any secrets
                user kissing

:-(=)           Message from a person with big teeth.
                Message about people with big teeth
                bucktooth smiley
                big teeth

<:-)            Dumb questions
                For dumb questions
                User is Vietnamese peasant
                Hero user

|-(             Late night messages
                Nightmare.
                smiley lost his contact lenses
                asleep with nightmares
                yawn

:^)             From a person with a large nose
                Messages teasing people about their noses
                User has a broken nose
                smiley with pointy nose (righty)
                smiley with a personality
                3/4 view of person with elf-type sharp nose
                broken nose

:*)             Clowning around
                Smile with moustache
                I'm drunk
                User is drunk
                Ed McMahon
                drunk smiling face
                everyman
                Smilie with the nose of a clown
                
:-{#}           From a person with braces
                Messages teasing people about their braces
                User is sick of messages teasing people about their braces

&:-)            From a person with curly hair
                Messages from people with curly hair
                curly hair
                User is Guinan

@:-)            From a person with wavy hair
                User is wearing a turban
                smiley wearing a turban
                Indian (East)
                Elvis

#:-)            From a person with matted hair
                done by someone with sort of matted hair
                "Everything you know is wrong"
                for people whose hair is in a mess
                User has a crewcut
                Smilie with a fur hat

O:-)            Angel
                for those innocent souls
                angel smiley
                acting very innocent (halo)
                with halo

C=:-)           Chef
                User is a chef
                chef smiley
                Galloping Gourmet

;-)}      Corporate-type guy (see the necktie?)

:-) )-:         Masking theatrical comments

:-|K-           Formal message.
                User is formally attired

<:>==           A turkey
                A turkey emoticon

...---...       S.O.S.

OO             A guy is mooning you

O:O             A girl is mooning you

@*&$!%          You know what that means...

2B|^2B          Message about Shakespeare
                "Forty Seconal should suffice"

(O--<           A fishy message...
                User suspects something fishy is going on

@}->--          A rose.

@>+-+--         A rose.

@>-->--         A rose.

@}-,-'--        A rose.

@}-;--`---      A rose.

@>--->----      A rose.

@}--;---`----   A rose.

@}`,----------  A rose.

@}-^---,------  A rose.

@}-->---->----  A rose.

@}--)----)----  A rose.

@)--`---,-----  A rose.

@}--<---<-----  A rose.

@}--`----,----  A rose.

@}----`----^--  A rose.

@(---`--`------ A rose.

@},`----------- A rose.

@}--,--`------- A rose.

(-_-)           Secret smile
                User is happy (sideways)

(.)(.)          Ms. Dos
                User has big boobs

()x()         Ms. Dos with "Cross Your Heart" Bra

:/)             Not funny

:-)))           reeeel happy, big smile
                I'm overweight
                William Conrad

:->             Alternate happy face
                User just made a really biting sarcastic remark.
                hey hey
                sarcastic smiley
                biting sarcastic face
                deformed lips
                happy
                yet another smiley
                Smug
                User just made a really devilish remark

:-c             Real unhappy
                bummed out smiley

:-C             Unbelieving (jaw dropped)
                User is really bummed
                real unhappy smiley
                Dracula user

:-<             Forlorn
                real sad smiley
                walrus smiley
                frowning
                moustache
                amazed

;-C             Sardonic incredulity

:-}             Crooked Smile
                smiley variation on a theme
                beard
                "Thish wine tashted pretty good"
                fiendish grin
                lipstick
                normal smiling face with pretty lips
                wears lipstick or some other lip appearance improving device
                User has had a little too much to drink
                Smilie with a curly smile
                User happy Matthew

:-i             Semi-Smiley
                User is half smiling
                Smoking

:-7             User after a wry statement
                User just made a wry statement
                smiley after a wry statement
                smirking smiley
                smokes a pipe
                talking out of side of mouth
                wry face

(@ @)           You're kidding!

:-"             Pursing lips
                whistling smiley
                heavy smoker

:-v             Just another face (speaking) profiled from the side
                talking head smiley
                speaking

:-V             Shout
                shouting smiley

:-O             Shout
                uh oh
                talkaktive smiley 
                Mr. Bill
                Wow!
                birth
                ohh, big mouth, Mick Jagger
                yelling
                Shocked user

:-w             Speak with forked tongue

:-W             Shout with forked tongue
                speak with forked tongue

:-r             Bleahhh (sticking tongue out)
                smiley raspberry
                sticking tongue out

:-f             Bleahhh (sticking tongue out)
                sticking tongue out

:-p             Bleahhh (sticking tongue out)
                smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)

:-1             Smirks
                smiley bland face
                bland face

:-,             Smirks
                "Hmmmm."
                smirking

<:-O            Eeek!
                User just saw a mouse, Eeek!

:-T             keeping a straight face (tight-lipped)
                keeping a straight face

:-y             Wider happy face (or Mistrel singers)
                said with a smile

:-|             Disgusted
                man playing an harmonica
                "have an ordinary day" smiley
                User is having an ordinary day
                grim
                no expression
                no expression face, 'that comment doesn't phase me'
                Dead face

:'-(            Shedding a tear
                User is crying
                crying

:~-(            Shedding a tear
                crying

:~(~~~          crying

:-)....         drool

:-)~~~          another drool

|-)             getting tired
                A good dream!  Or a face looking into bright sunlight. 
                Lt. LaForge 
                Data
                hee hee
                Chinese
                Same as :-) but poster is Oriental
                asleep (boredom)
                Nip user

:~)             yummee - lick lips
                Peter Ubberoth
                needs a nosejob
                pointy nose (righty)
                smiling face needs a nosejob, no explanation necessary
                ugly nose

:-?             Licking your lips
                User smokes a pipe
                smilely smoking a pipe
                smoking a pipe
                tongue in cheek
                User with a fetish for Blue Oyster Cult

:-8             Talking out both sides of your mouth

o=              A burning candle for flames

-=              A doused candle to end a flame

8               Infinity

.-)             User has one eye
                User is Sammy Davis, Jr.

:-:             User is mutant
                mutant smiley
                mutant
                toothless
                
                The invisible smilie
                smiley invisible man
                ghost smiley in invisible state
                Here's the boat I lost.

:<)             For those with hairy lips
                User is from an Ivy League School
                User is a blabber mouth

:^{             For those with mustaches

8*)             Smile with glasses and moustache
                glasses and a moustache

B*)             Smile with Moustache and Designer Sunglasses! 

:<)=            For those with beards too

:-=)            Older user with mustache
                older smiley with mustache
                Adolph Hitler

:-#|            User with bushy mustache
                smiley face with bushy mustache
                bushy mustache

::-)            User wears glasses
                User wears normal glasses
                User has four eyes

8:-)            Glasses on forehead
                from a little girl
                User is a little girl
                little girl smiley

B-|             User is wearing cheap sunglasses
                cheap sunglasses

P-)             Pirate
                Colonel Klink (Hogan's Heroes)
                getting fresh

:-{             Count Dracula
                smiley variation on a theme
                mustache
                User sad Matthew

=|:-)=          Uncle Sam
                Abe Lincoln

7:)             Ronald Reagan
                
:~i             Smoking

:~j             Smoking and smiling

:/i             No smoking

:-I             Indifferent smilie.
                hmm
                indifferent
                thinking
                Poker face
                It's something, but I don't know what...
                User without a sense of humor

:-B             Drooling (or overbite)
                User is David Letterman (gap-toothed smile)
                Buttmouth user

):-) :-) :-)    Loud guffaw

(:-)            Msgs dealing with bicycle helmets
                Captain Picard 
                smiley big-face
                "I never sang for my grandfather"
                big-face
                no hair
                surprised
                User is bald
                wearing bicycle helmet
                Smilie wearing skull cap

@=              Warning about nuclear war
                User is pro-nuclear war
                "Kafka was a momma's boy"
                flame about nuclear war, power or weapons follows

OO              Headlights on msg

:_)             I used to be a boxer, but it really got my nose out of joint
                User's nose is sliding off of his face
                after a fight where his nose was smashed in
                Viet Nam vet user (with nose broken out of joint by some VC)
                
#:-o            "Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill)
                "Jesus built my hotrod"        
                smiley done by someone with matted hair

(:-$            Message indicating person is ill
                ill
                ill-informed about the Renaissance

(:-&            Message indicating person is angry
                Rosicrucian
                angry

(:-(            Message indicating person is VERY sad
                unsmiley frowning
                very unhappy smiley
                the saddest smiley
                Sting
                frowning

(:^(            Message concerning people with broken noses
                Jack Nicholson in Chinatown
                broken nose

(:<)            Message concerning blabber mouths
                Rastafari
                blabber mouth

?-(             Message about people with a black eye
                black eye

*:*             Message about fuzzy things
                fuzzy

*:**            Message about fuzzy things with fuzzy mustaches
                fuzzy with a fuzzy mustache

%-)             Message about people with broken glasses
                User is cross-eyed
                User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
                Elephant man
                after staring at the terminal for 36 hours
                broken glasses
                drunk with laughter
                long bangs

+<:-|           Message from a monk/nun

{0-)            Message from cyclops
                hair-parted-in-the-middle-scuba-diver user smiling

(:-|K-          Formal message.
                formally attired

@%&$%&          You know what that means
                N.W.A. fan
                User is swearing up a storm

||*(            Handshake offered (giving)

||*)            Handshake accepted (taking)

<&&>            Message concerning rubber chickens

>< ><           Message about/to someone wearing argyle socks

<{:-)}          Message in a bottle
                in a bottle

<:-)<<|         Message from a space rocket
                in a space rocket

(:-...          Heart-breaking message
                heart-broken

<<<<(:-)        Message from a hat sales-man

(:>-<           Message from a thief: hands up! (mini whole body)

:-)            Devil
                Nasty user

>;-)            Devilish Wink

:-)##           Guy with a Beard

@:-)##          Guruka Singh Khalsa

&:-]            Overly Handsome Self-Portrait of the Uploader w/Square Jaw

&8-]            Overly Handsome Self-Portrait of the Uploader w/Square Jaw

@@B-)           Bouffant Woman with Catseye Frame Glasses

(8-}            Percy Dovetonsils

>-)             Oriental Smiling Face

&B-]}     Another corporate-type with aviator glasses, wavy hair & tie.

O!O             a MALE moon

O^O             a FEMALE moon

;|8-)           Hagar caught lying

7:^]            I resemble Ronald Reagan
                Ronald Reagan

*<|:-)          I'm Santa Claus
                Santa Claus (Ho Ho Ho)

)-:|<*          Sanity Clause

[:-)            I'm wearing a walkman
                smiley wearing a walkman
                listening to walkman
                User has a flattop
                Frankenstein user
                Garibaldi from Babylon 5 (author says note the flat top)
                User is wearing a hard-hat

d:-)            I'm a Braves fan
                message about baseball
                baseball smiley
                baseball player
                Smilie with a cap

:-\             Popeye smiling face
                undecided smiley
                User is VERY sad
                Thinking

;-\             Popeye gets his lights punched out
                Popeye beaten up

:-s             User after a BIZARRE comment
                smiley after a BIZARRE comment

-:-)            User sports a mohawk and admires Mr. T
                User is a punk rocker
                has mohawk

:%)%            User has acne

:n)             User with funny-looking right nose
                smiley with funny-looking right nose

:u)             User with funny-looking left nose
                smiley with funny-looking left nose

'-)             User only has a left eye, which is closed
                winking smiley
                one eyed man

(-:             User is left-handed
                Australian
                Don Ellis from Tektronix
                left-handed

(-)             User needs a haircut

(:I             Egghead
                User is an egghead

{:-)            Smiley with its hair parted in the middle
                Kirk 
                User wears a toupee
                smiley wears a toupee
                new hair style
                
+:-)            Smiley priest
                priest smiley
                priest

=:-)            Smiley punk-rocker
                from a hosehead
                smiley is a punk
                punk rocker

%-^             User is Picasso
                Picasso
                User was painted by Picaso

@:I             Turban

(><)            Anally retentive

:-!             Foot in mouth
                smiley bland face
                bland face
                Malcom McUser

#-)             partied all night
                Lt. LaForge 

:-(*)           about to vomit
                that comment made me sick
                sick of netnews articles, about to vomit

%-\             hungover

:-)8            well dressed
                man with bowtie

:-)-{8          from a big girl

:x(             habe a code in by dose

8:]             from a gorilla
                gorilla

(:)-)           scuba diver
                likes to scuba dive
                scuba diving

(-:|:-)         Siamese twins

{:V             sounds like a duck

%+{             from the loser of a fight
                lost a fight

d :-)           hats off to your great idea

q:-)            for those who wear their caps backwards
                wearing baseball cap backwards
                User is a baseball player

>:-|            Spock

:-/             McCoy
                User is skeptical
                lefty undecided smiley
                Retarded user

:-{)}           Commander Riker

<>:{(}          Lt. Worf 

**:-)           Counsellor Troi

])              Lt. LaForge 

[:-|            Data

{(:-)           I am William Shatner
                wearing toupee

} (:-(          I am William Shatner in a high wind

8(:-)           Zippy
                Mickey Mouse
                Mousketeer
                Walt Disney

******:-)       Marge Simpson

^^              happiness (Japanese symbol)

^^;             embarrasment (Japanese symbol)

;;              sadness (Japanese symbol)

--              when it's the occasion to bow (Japanese symbol)

>:->            User just made a really devilish remark.
                devilish smiley
                devilish

>;->            Winky and devil combined.
                a very lewd remark was just made

[:]             User is a robot
                robot smiley
                robot

B:-)            Sunglasses on head
                User has glasses on forehead

:-)-8           User is a Big girl (partial body)

:-{)            User has a mustache
                moustache
                normal smiling face with a moustache

:-{}            User wears lipstick
                smiley wears lipstick
                heavy lipstick
                Mick Jagger

}:-(            Toupee in an updraft
                bull headed

:-[             User is a Vampire
                un-smiley blockhead
                vampire smiley
                biting criticism
                blockhead
                pouting
                sarcastic
                Count Dracula
                
:-E             Bucktoothed vampire
                has major dental problems

:-F             Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing

:-)~            User drools
                drooling

:-~)            User has a cold

:'-)            User is so happy, s/he is crying
                crying with happiness

:-@             User is screaming
                smiley face screaming
                User is saying, "It's true, I swear"
                beard has permanent wave *or* was drawn by Picasso.
                extremely angry
                swearing
                User about to barf

:v)             User has a broken nose
                left-pointing nose smiley
                left-pointing broken nose

-:-(            punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile)

:=)             User has two noses
                orangutan smiley

+-:-)           User is the Pope or holds some other religious office
                priest

`:-)            shaved his right eyebrow off this morning

,:-)            David Ogden Stiers' toupee
                shaved his left eyebrow off this morning

|-I             User is asleep
                sleeping

|-O             User is yawning/snoring
                Birth
                bored
                User is bored by the article you submitted

:-Q             User is a smoker
                smoker
                smoking smiley
                User smoking a bud

O-)             message from cyclops
                smiley after smoking a banana
                Megaton Man, on patrol!
                scuba diver
                arc-welder

O :-)           User is an angel (at heart, at least)
                Angel

:-S             User just made an incoherent statement
                what you say makes no sense
                Sick smilie

:-X             User's lips are sealed
                bow tie
                a big wet kiss
                User with taped-up mouth

<|-)            User is Chinese

<|-(            User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes/fortunes

*<:-)           User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat
                Santa Claus
                Smilie with hat and pompom (cold weather smilie)

(8-o            It's Mr. Bill!

*:o)            It's Bozo the Clown!
                User is a bozo

3:]             Pet smilie

3:[             Mean Pet smilie
                pit bull smiley

d8=             Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat

E-:-)           User is a Ham radio operator

:-9             User is licking his/her lips
                smiley licking it's lips

%-6             User is braindead

<:-I            User is a dunce

K:P             User is a little kid with a propeller beenie

:-0             No Yelling!  (Quiet Lab)
                orator
                smiley orator
                user can't find shift key

..-)            User only has one eye

,-)             User only has one eye
                winking happy smiley
                one eye ... and winking

X-(             User just died
                net.suicide
                you are brain dead
                Dead user

8 :-)           User is a wizard

C=}>;*{))       Mega-Smilie... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an 
                        updraft, a mustache, and a double chin

:]              Gleep...a friendly midget smilie who will gladly be your friend

=)              Variation on a theme

:}              What should we call these? (what?)

:@              what?

:I              Hmmm...
                Hmmm, not funny!

:(              Sad
                sad-turtle smiley
                frowning

:[              Real Downer

:<              midget unsmiley
                what pretences!

:{              oh boy, the headmaster!

:O              Yelling

:C              what?

:Q              smoking

:,(             Crying
                crying smiley

[]              Hugs

:*              Kisses

|I              Asleep

|^o             Snoring

:-`             smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
                spitting out chewing tobacco

:-%             smiley banker
                banker
                bearded
                talking out of both sides of mouth

:-6             smiley after eating something sour
                smiley after eating something spicy

):-)            smiley big-face
                impish smiley

):-(            unsmiley big-face
                nordic smiley

)8-)            scuba smiley big-face

=:-(            real punks never smile
                punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile)

:-q             smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
                trying to touch tongue to nose

:-e             disappointed smiley
                disappointed

:-t             cross smiley
                pouting smiley

:-]             smiley blockhead
                biting sarcasm
                blockhead
                sarcastic
                Smilie with straight smile
                Obnoxious user

}:-)            hair parted in the middle in an updraft
                wearing toupee in an updraft

:-a             lefty smilely touching tongue to nose

:-d             lefty smiley razzing you
                said with a smile
                User is making razzbery Ththtpppttt

g-)             wearing pince-nez glasses

:-j             left smiling smilely
                User has a crooked smile
                Smoking and smiling

:-k             User is biting his/her lip

:-l             yet another smiley
                User is almost smiling

:-z             yet another cross smiley

:-b             left-pointing tongue smiley
                "I have a longer tongue than Gene Simmons, only it is cloven"
                User is sticking out tongue

.-]             one-eyed smilely

,-}             wry and winking

0-)             smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
                Cyclops
                arc-welder
                scuba diver
                User wears a scuba mask
                Happy invader from Mars

}:^#})          mega-smiley:  updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley 
                        with a double-chin

|-D             ho ho
                Laughing out loud, HO HO

~~:-(           net.flame

O |-)           net.religion

8 :-I           net.unix-wizards

E-:-I           net.ham-radio

>:-I            net.startrek

3:o[            net.pets

|-P             yuk
                reaction to unusually ugly C code

<:I             dunce

:-8(            condescending stare

>:-<            mad

8-|             Suspense
                eyes wide with surprise

:-              Male
                prolog programmer

>-              Female

8-#             Death
                dead smiley
                User is dead

8-O             "Omigod!!"
                took too many nodoz to work on thesis
                User just before doubling over with pain

;-(             crying smiley
                'that makes me so mad that if I ever see you I'll punch your 
                        lights out'
                beaten up
                sad face gets his lights punched out
                sad or mad and got beat up

;^)             smirking smiley

:-)8<           big girl smiley

:-}X            bow tie-wearing smiley

<:-l            dunce smiley

>:-l            klingon smiley

@:-}            smiley just back from the hairdresser

X:-)            little kid with a propeller beanie
                User is Aunt Jemima

l^o             hepcat smiley

}:^#)           pointy nosed smiley

:-3             handlebar mustache smiley

: =             beaver smiley

P-(             pirate smiley

:8)             pigish smiley
                pig

:/\)            extremely bignosed smiley

([(             Robocop

&-l             that made me cry

l-O             smiley is yawning

l:-O            flattop loudmouth smiley

$-)             yuppie smiley
                Alex P. Keaton (from "Family Ties")
                won big at Las Vegas
                won the lottery

:----}          you lie like pinnochio

8<:-)           smiley is a wizard

:#)             drunk smiley

H-)             cross-eyed smiley
                User is Geordie LaForge

]-I             smiley wearing sunglasses

V^J             smiley with glasses, seen from the left side (portrait, talking)

+-(             smiley, shot between the eyes

~:-P            smiley, thinking and steaming 
                having only one single hair

`'              cat's eyes in the night

L-P             totally scrambled smiley

BI              a frog

 -(             always should wear safety glasses, especially in the laser 
                        burn-in room 
                User with gouged-out eyes

!-(             black eye

!-|             "I-am-a-Cylon-Centurian-with-one-red-eye-bouncing-back-
                        and-forth." 
                Popeye User

!.'v            (profile) flat top

!|:-( )         being brained by a baseball bat

#(,'%/)         slept too long on one side and didn't have time to wash hair

#:o+=           Betty Boop

&:-o-8-<        Betty Boop

$$              for academic jobs

$$$             for industrial jobs

$$$$            for people starting up their own company

%               for bike accidents

%')             after drinking a fifth for lunch

%*@:-(          hung over

%*}             very drunk

%-(             confusion

%-(I)           laughing out loud

%-           drunk with laughter

%-{             sad variation

%-|             been working all night

%-}             humor variation

%-~             Picasso
                User was painted by Picaso

%\v             Picasso
                User was painted by Picaso

&-|             tearful

&.(..           crying

':-)            accidentally shaved off one of his eyebrows this morning
                one eyebrow

'~;E            unspecified 4-legged critter
      
      (         unhappy Cheshire cat

(!)             reference to non-Vanderbilt SEC football

($)             speculation on why Vanderbilt is in the SEC

()              reference to football

(,'%/)          slept too long on one side

(-.-)Zzz...     sleeping (sideways)

(-::-)          Siamese twins

(-E:            wearing bifocals

(-o-)           Imperial Tie Fighter ("Star Wars")

(00)            mooning you

(8-)            wears glasses
                Homer Simpson

(8-{)}          glasses, moustache and a beard

(:  (=|         wearing a ghost costume (mini whole body)

(:+)            big nose

(:-             unsmiley frowning

(:-#            I am smiling and I have braces (watch out for the glare!)
                said something he shouldn't have

(:-*            kissing

(:-D            blabber mouth

(:-I            egghead

(:-\            VERY sad

(:-{~           bearded

(:=)            TWO noses (?)

(H f            Robocop in a hydraulic press

(V)=|           pacman champion

(X0||)          double hamburger with lettuce and tomato

(^^)y-~~~       smoking (sideways)

(x)             reference to Vanderbilt football

(|-|   F        Robocop

(}-8]           left-handed bearded smiley with glasses and headphones

)               Cheshire cat

*!#*!^*&:-)     a schizophrenic

**              for winter sports generally

**-(            too many shocks

*-(             Cyclops got poked in the eye

*-)             shot dead
                User was shot for the last posting

*8-)            Beaker (the Muppet lab assistant)

*<.'v           (profile) wearing snow cap

*<8-)X          party outfit with hat and bow-tie

*<|:-))         Santa Claus

*L*             User is blotto (sideways)

*|              for "oh what a beautiful sunset"
                User is commenting on the sunset

+-(:-)          Religious leader
                the Pope

+<.'v           (profile) knight

+<:-)           "Peace be upon you, my children..."
                User is a bishop

+<||-)          knight

+O:-)           the Pope

,.'v            (profile) has short hair

-               Helen Keller

-  @=           messages about nuclear war

- -:-(          punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile)

- -:-)          punk rocker

 -)             Jose Feliciano

---...          SOS (variant)

---...---       SOS (really OSO, but retained anyway)

-/-             stirring up trouble

-:)             has mohawk

-=#:-)          wizard

->-             for airline tickets going cheap

->=:-)X         Zippy the Pinhead

'!              (profile) grim

'"              (profile) pursing lips

'J              (profile) smiling

'P              (profile) sticking tongue out

'T              (profile) keeping a straight face

'U              (profile) yawning

'V              (profile) shouting

'Y              (profile) whistling

'\              (profile) frowning

'r              (profile) sticking tongue out

'v              (profile) talking

'w              (profile) speaking with forked tongue

-(              always should wear safety glasses

-]              one eye

.---...         ABBA fan
                SOS

...(            Wile E. Coyote after attempt on Road Runner's life

\/              duck variation

^v              (profile) pointy nose

_)              suffering from Lorentz contraction (they're coming every 
                        ten minutes now)
                suffering from Lorentz contractions

/8^{~           User has a lopsided hair line, glasses, moustache, and goatee

/:-|            Mr. Spock

/;-)            has one big thick cockeyed eyebrow

/\              for camping and backpacking

0-(             scuba diver with a broken mask

0:-)            angel

3  :-)          Bart Simpson

3:*>            Rudolph the reindeer

3:-o            cow

4:-)            George Washington

5:-)            Elvis Presley

6\/)            elephant

7:-)            Fred Flintstone

8)              frog

8-*             just ate a hot pepper

8-O  --*        just before doubling over with pain

8-P             reaction to College Cafeteria Coffee

8-S             sees all evil

8-]             "wow, maaan"
                User is FDR

8-o             Mr. Bill

8:)             pig

8=:-)           Galloping Gourmet
                chef

8P              bullfrog in mating season

8^              chicken

8_)             don't get your nose out of joint
                User has his nose out of joint

8b              bullfrog in mating season

: )             leper

:###)           Jimmy Durante

:$)             Donald Trump

:%)             an accountant

:'(             crying

:'O             Bob Hope

:'}             Richard Nixon

:(=)            Jimmy Carter

:+(             punched nose, hurt

:+)             Carl Friedrich Gauss 
                User has big nose

:-'             smoker

:-'|            has a cold

:-(  )          You backed your car over my toe

:-( :-( :-( :-! Taylor Caldwell

:-()            User has stubbed toe
                Negro user

:-(0)           yelling

:-(>~           "I just washed my goatee, and I can't do nuthin' with it."

:-(O)           yelling

:-)   ,         outie belly button

:-)   .         innie belly button

:-)   8         Dolly Parton

:-) ... :-( ... :-) ... :-( ...         manic depressive

:-) :-( :-| :-? Edgar Cayce

:-) :-) :-)     loud guffaw

:-) :-) :-) :-) Shirley MacLaine

:-)!!!          Sam Kinnison

:-)'            drooling

:-))            double chin

:-)*            speaks Esperanto
                User is man with a bowtie

:-)--           98-pound weakling (showing partial body)

:-)-O           smiling doctor with stethoscope

:-)==           Arnold Schwarzenegger

:-)X            wearing a bowtie
                Sen. Paul Simon

:-)}            has goatee/beard

:--)            Jamie Farr (Klinger from M*A*S*H)

:------------)  big liar

:-.)            Madonna
                Marilyn Monroe

:->X==|         smiley formalware

:-G-            smoking cigarettes

:-M             speaking no evil

:-O>-o          smiley American tourist

:-Q~            smoking

:-R             has the flu

:-Y             a quiet aside

:-bill          Zydeco Bill, with harmonica in mouth and washboard on chest

:-d~            smokes heavily

:-p~            smokes heavily

:-{  -__-:      after slamming the toilet seat

:-{~            has read too many toilet paper articles previous to lunch

:-| :-|         deja' vu

:-||            angry

:/7)            Cyrano de Bergerac

:3-<            dog

::=))           double vision or needs new shocks

:<()            African tribesman

:<=             walrus

:<|             attends an Ivy League school

:= |            Baboon

:=8)            baboon

:>)             big nose

:?)             philosopher

:@)             pig
                Smilie with a pig nose

:P              sticking out tongue

:Q)             John Q. Public

:Ui             smoking

:Uj             smoking and smiling

:V              woodpecker

:V)             woodpecker

:X              lips are sealed

:X)             hearing no evil

:^(             has had his nose put out of joint
                User has a broken nose

:^D             "Great! I like it!"

:^{)>           moustache and beard

:b              sticking out tongue

:c)             big nose variant

:c<             big nose variant

:d              stick out your tongue

:o)             Stimpy (of Ren & Stimpy)

:q              vi user saying, "How do I get out of this damn emacs editor?"

:~(             nose put out of joint

:~-)            so happy, s/he is crying

:~/             really mixed up

;               Cheshire cat with gingivitis

;(              crying

;-?             wry tongue in cheek

;-D             a friendly, winking, laughing smile

;-|             beaten up but silent
                no expression face gets his lights punched out
                says nothing but still gets beat up

;-}             leer? (terminal dependent)
                User is wry and winking

;:-)            really bad toupee

;^?             punched out
                User was punched out for submitting sexist articles

<*:oDX          clown with bowtie and dunce

<:-(            disappointed
                dunce

<=              for messages about housing in the Snow Belt

<@:{(>X         mustached chinese man with a toupee, goatee, bow tie

<|-(=           Chinese and doesn't like this article
                Chinese and unhappy

<|-)=           Chinese
                Chinese with a beard

=):-)           Uncle Sam

=-O             the Enterprise

=-O *   *    *  the Enterprise firing photon torpedoes

=-O~~~          the Enterprise firing phasers

=.'v            (profile) has mohawk

=0==            Mexican on a railroad!

=8')            ???

=8->            a nerd smiley that's unbearably pleased with itself

=:-#}           punk rocker with a mustache
                smiley punk with a mustache

=:-H            football player

==#==           railroad crossings

===:[OO']>:===  has been railroaded

=====:}         snake

=^)             open minded smiley

=t==            Mexican run over by train

=|:-)           Abe Lincoln

>%)             Wile E. Coyote

>-<             absolutely livid!!

>->             china man

>-^);>          fish

>8o!...         Bugs Bunny with carrot

>:)             a little devil

>:*)            Bozo the Clown

>:-(            mad, annoyed
                sick and tired of reading this nonsense

>:-b            left-pointing tongue smiley

>:^(            headhunter (Amazon style)

>>-O->          General Custer

>[I             Television

>w              nose-thumbing gesture

>|(             Robocop: "Thank you for your co-operation."

>|->            Chinese

?:)             single curl of hair

@%&$%&$\&*@%$#@ you know what that means

@-(             "Ulysses!  Bring me Ulysses!"

@-)             Cyclops
                Space... The Final Frontier
                seeing stars

@.'v            (profile) has curly hair

@l@             too many hours at terminal

B)              frog wearing sunglasses

B-(8            Sir Robin Day

B-D             "Serves you right, dummy!!"

B^)             hornrimmed glasses

C:#             football player

C:-)            large brain capacity

C=>8*)          devilish chef with glasses and a moustache

C=}>;*{O)        mega-smiley... a drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an 
                        updraft, a mustache, and a double chin

C|:-=           Charlie Chaplin

EK(             Frankenstien

Ic:()           pygmy with bone in hair

L:-)            just graduated

M-)             sees no evil

M-),:X),:-M     sees no evil, hears no evil, speaks no evil

M.^.M           nirvana or the failure of a chiropracter

M:-)            saluting

O 8-)           the angelic halo look

O+              appropriate for women's messages, surely?

O-&-<           doing nothing (has arms crossed) (mini whole body)

O-(==<          chastised and/or chagrined, or is merely asleep.

O-G-<           pointing to self (mini whole body)

O-S-<           in a hurry (mini whole body)

O-Z-<           in a big hurry (mini whole body)

O>-<|=          of interest to women

Q:-)            new graduate

R-)             broken glasses

[8-{)           bearded smiley with glasses and headphones

[:-]            square head

[:|]            robot (or other AI project)

[=              for messages about housing in Arizona

\.^./           lotus position, seen from above

\/\/\/\,8-O     really should fix frayed line cord on terminal

\:-)            french hat

\:^)            gumby smiley
                User is gumby

\o/             PTL (praise the lord, or pass the loot?) (sideways)

]:-)            The Devil
                Smilie with a nurse hat

]:->            The Devil
                User is devilish

^(^             happy variation (sideways)

^)^  ^(^        two people talking (sideways)

^L^             happy (sideways)

^v^v^           mountains
                User is near the mountains

_:^)            American Indian

_\\//           Vulcan salute

__!             enough for now

__.             properly chastised and/or chagrined, or is merely asleep

__/~`-'~\_/     line of thought isn't quite a line

__Q~`__         cat on a wall   

Q~`             cat

_______         Wile E. Coyote under rock
                a He-Ne laser line
                student EEG on Saturday night

`-_-'           Have you hugged your wolf today?

`^J             smiley

d :-o           hats off to your great idea

d.'v            (profile) wearing hard hat

i-=<*** __.     CAUTION: has flame thrower and uses it!

i-=<****** o-(==<       CAUTION: has flame thrower and uses it!

i-=<***i        CAUTION: has flame thrower

o-)             Cyclops

o-<:-{{{        Santa

o/              raised hand

oO:-)***        Santa Claus

oo              "It's cold out"
                somebody's head-lights are on

oo-             puzzled, confused

pp#             cow (sideways)

pq`#'           bull (sideways)

r:-)            wearing ponytail

y:-)            bad toupee

{        :-)    Marge Simpson (Homer's wife)

{8-}            grinning mischievously (or just charmingly)

{:-{)}          new hair style, mustache and beard

{:\/            sounds like a duck

{:^=(           Adolph Hitler

{=              for messages about housing

{{-}}}          refugee from the '60's

{}              'no comment'

|               for bike fleet messages

|)              salamander

|-<>            kissy face

|-{             "Good Grief!"  (Charlie Brown?)

|:-)            heavy eyebrows
                User has the one eyebrow syndrome

|:-O            (no explanation given)

|:-|            excessively rigid

|:['            Groucho Marx

||              for messages about cars or other four-wheeled vehicles

|~(             "Someone just busted my nose"
                User just had nose busted

}(:-(           wearing toupee in wind

}-)             a wry grin

}:-<            cat

}:~#})          mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached ugly nosed smiley 
                        with a double-chin

~:-(            net.flame
                User is being flamed
                User is particularly angry (steamed)

~\8-O           needs to fix frayed cord on terminal

~~\8-O          zapped by frayed cord on terminal

~~c___          beach

~~~8}           snake

~~~~8}          snake

~~~~:>          person in a transporter beam

~~~~>           photon

|-(     )       yawning smiley

|-(=   =)       yawning smiley from Vietnam

IIII8^)X        Cat in the Hat 

: .)            Cindy Crawford

((: =)X         Charlie Chaplin

: =)            Adolf Hitler

<+-< : )        Pope

C:\>            MS-DOS Programmer

^_^             Basic smilie (Japanese symbol)

;_;             Crying smilie (Japanese symbol)

@_@             Boggled eyes smilie, or glasses (Japanese symbol)

(_o_)           Kowtowing (bowing) person (Japanese symbol)

~\\ (^o^) /~/~  Octopus (Japanese symbol)

(o|o)           Ultraman (Japanese symbol)

(Y)oYo(Y)       Barutan, a monster from "Ultraman" (Japanese symbol)

*^_^*           Blushing smilie (Japanese symbol)

^_^;;;          Embarassed smilie; cold sweat (Japanese symbol)

^^;;;           Embarassed smilie; cold sweat (Japanese symbol)

|-|             User is asleep (boredom)

:-)x            User wears a bow tie

=:=|            User is a priest

*)              Mutant smiley
                Here's Thor Hi-y'all.

]B=8}           Dragon smiley
                User is a dragon

`@_____         User is writing about snail mail

`\=o-o=/'       User wears eye glasses

())=(           User is drinking wine

<0__/\__/\_     User is a worm

( o ) ( o )     User has big hooters

(o)(o)          User has big boobs

>[]I            User is watching television

:^X^C           User is an emacs user saying "How do I get out of this damn vi editor?"

(OO)            User is mooning you (sideways)

)*(             User is an asshole (sideways)

oo---oo-Bo      User is a truck driver

i-=<***         User is applying flame thrower

~~~c___         User is at the beach
 
 ,,,^..^,,,     User is a cat peeking over a fence (sideways)

~M`'~           User is camel (sideways)

`AR~            Baby elephant (sideways)

(^o^)           User is joyously singing (sideways)

(^.^)/          User is waving hello (sideways, Japanese style)

(;.;)/~         User is waving goodbye (sideways, Japanese style)

(>_<)           User is furious (sideways)
                User is hurt (Japanese style)

(=_=)~          User is sleepy (sideways, Japanese style)

{{(>_<)}}       User is cold (sideways, Japanese style)

@L@             User has spent too many hours at terminal

` '             User is a cat (at night) (sideways)

(*_*)           User is in love (sideways)

($_$)           User is being greedy (sideways)

(x_x)           User is dead (sideways)

(u_u)           User is sleeping (sideways)

(OvO)           User is an owl (sideways)

(g_g)           User is sleepy

#!^~/           User is kissing and wears shades (profile)

*            User is happy (3/4 view)

/\/:/\          User is the Mummy

(Z(:^P          User is Napoleon

:-8p            User is Dizzy Gillespie" (puffed cheeks and trumpet)

IIIIII8^)X      User is The Cat in the Hat

`,`,`,`,`:|     User is a Mrs. Frankenstein

(:-O ==>        User is Rush Limbaugh (note loud tie)

=[8]-O          User is Spaceman Spiff preparing to land

C8<]            User is Darth Vader

[:=I]           User is Frankenstein

(>:^F)          User is Count Dracula

=|B-{|###       User is from ZZ Top

(8=X            User is Death (Mr. Death to you) (skull & X bones)

(|-(            User is "Good Grief!"   User is (Charlie Brown?)

(|-|  F         User is Robocop

*:O)            User is Bozo the Clown

*<|:-)>         User is Santa Claus

3:-)            User is Bart Simpson
                User has curly hair

7:^)            User is Ronald Reagan

7:u)            User is Fred Flintstone

:##)            User is Jimmy Durante

:-)  8          User is Dolly Parton (partial body)

;-p             User is Popeye

]:-)}           User is the Devil

]B-)            User is Batman

C|:-=)          User is Charlie Chaplin

(:-|            User is Captain Jean Luc Picard

}}:-(           User is Worf

=:)             User is a bunny 

=:x             User is a bunny

{:<>            User is Daffy Duck

>>>>>:============      User is a vegetable (asparagus)

(:=             User is a beaver

:=8|            User is a baboon

>:-3=           User is Bugs Bunny

(:<>            User is a duck

:8]             User is a gorilla

.\/             User is a duck (profile)

#B<>            User is a duck, with a spike haircut & Ray-Bans, quacking.
   
   )            User is the Cheshire cat

(:-) :   8-     User is a male

{:-} 8   >      User is a female

(:-) : ==8      User is a male on the make
 
:-o : ^^:       User is a male after zipping up fly too fast

{:-} 8   X      User is a female wearing chastity belt

$:-) :   8-     User is a male prostitute

$:-} B   >      User is a female prostitute

(8-( :  -8      User is a masked rapist

(:-)     ?      User is having a sex change

(:-) :   8===   User is John Holmes

*:-} 8   8-     User is a transvestite

[:-) 8   >      User is a gay female (butch)

{:-( :   >      User is a female with small breasts

*:-} :   8-     User is a gay male (fem)
 
:-( :   :~      User is an impotent male
 
:-) : , 8-      User has an outie belly button
 
:-) :   8-^-    User is in need of some corrective surgery
 
:-) :   8-...   User is taking a leak
 
:-\ :   8o      User after a cold shower

{:-| 8( )>      User is a pregnant female
 
:-} : =M8       User is taking matters into his own hand

>:-( 8   >      User is a female after reading sexist opinions on feminists

{:-) 8   >   <  User is a mermaid.

{:-) 8   >d-:   Users are engaged in cuninlingus (showing body)

@O=E<=          User is a woman in skirt wearing turtleneck sweater (mini whole body)

B-)-[<          User is wearing sunglasses and swimming trunk (mini whole body)

O>--<           User is dead on pavement  (mini whole body)

o>8<|=          User is writing messages about interesting women (mini whole body)

oO:)&           User is a grandmother

*-=|8-D         User is a clown

#:o\:o/:o\:o/:o||       User is a totem pole

>[:^)           User watches too much TV

[]:-{o          User is a Barbershop quartet singer

<*(:-?          User is a Wizard who doesn't know the answer

::-b|d-::       User is has glasses and is sticking out tongue at mirror

(P-|            User is a Borg

X^o             User is trying to focus on ASCII random dot stereograms

K%*}            User is very drunk with lampshade on head

{-)             User is needs a haircut

(:-)>+          User is a Monk

:-...           User is heart-broken

(:-)}           User is bald and bearded

(D:-]           User is a General

*!#*!^*&~ >:-(  User is very angry after losing hours of work

*(H-)           User is a downhill skier

*8=(:           User is a blubbering idiot

.-(             User should have worn safety glasses

._)             User is suffering from Lorentz contractions

G-(             User is a scuba diver with a broken mask

8-{)            User is has glasses and a moustache

8===>           User is a dickhead

: (             User is a leper

:-( )           User has had toes stepped on
                Shocked

:-(=            User has buck teeth

:-) :-( :-) :-( manic depressive

:-)>-o          User is a doctor with stethoscope

:-)K-           User is wearing shirt and tie

>:-@            User is extremely angry

:-@%$#          User is swearing

:-G-~           User is smoking cigarettes

:-O>-[o]        User is an American tourist (note big mouth and camera)

:-P*            User is spitting out its chewing tobacco

>:-t            User is cross

>;-('           User is is so mad that s/he is spitting

%-(             User is a practical joker who played one too many and got beat up

={:-)]          User is in a bottle

=:-#(           User is punk rocker with a mustache

(:-H            User is football player

==:%(==         User is has been railroaded

>-<             User is absolutely livid!!

=>B=)           User is a punk rocker

>:w)            User is making the nose-thumbing gesture

?:-)            User has wavy hair, parted on right

C:H             User is a football player

I8${}           User is a Ubangi (bone in nose)

K:-)            User is a little kid with a propeller beenie
                Simile with a graduation hat

R-(             User has broken glasses

@@@@@@:-)       User is Marge Simpson (Homer's wife)

~(:-)           User is Homer Simpson

:-.             User has 'no comment'

~:o             User is a baby

~:@             User is a baby with a pacifier

:-C===8         User is giving or receiving a blowjob

:-)  (-: +  :-o o-: + :-Pd-:    Users in a kissing sequence

=-)             Sideways smily face

:-o zz z z Z  Z Bored

:^U             Turned face

:^Y             Turned poker face

:^r             Bleahhh (sticking tongue out)        

:^y             Turned smiling face                  

:^W             Turned face with tongue out          

:^"             Pursing lips                         

:-[]            Robot face                           

:-[#]           Smilie with braces                   

%)              Artistic face                        
                Here's a racing yacht.

C|:-)           Smilie with a bowler hat             

:-)=            Smilie with beard                    

|-Q             Smoking and yelling chinese          

!8-)            nerd with combed hair                

B-]             Batman smiley                        

K-[             Batman with eyes poked out           

=^-^=           Cat smile

[:~~~~>)#####   Jewish guy smiling

[:~~~~>o#####   Jewish guy reading tora

|:/             Constipated

:-+             User with too much lipstick

:-*|            User with moustache

:-=(            Hitler user

8-(:-}          Matt user with propeller beanie

:-h             User with forked tongue

:-)B            User with large breasts

(*):            I Cyclops user

*8-I            Nerd user

*X-I            Dead nerd user

=(:-)           Punk user

:::-)           ElephantmanUser

._/             Squashed user

 -:             User up-side down with a brick in his mouth

:-)I            User on the town

8-)*---         Miami Vice user

{{:-)           Klingon warrior smiling after victory

}}:-)           Klingon warrior smiling after victory

@:-\            Elvis

___m_oo_m___            Spying at the wall
 
___m_OO_m___            REALLY spying at the wall
 
___m_+o+_m___           Clown spying at the wall
 
^^m^^oo^^m^^^           Spying at the wall with nails
 
__mmmm_oo_mmmm__        Octopus spying at the wall
 
__\/_oo_\/__            Crab spying at the wall
 
____V@_____             Snail spying at the wall
 
__m_(-O-)_m__           Koala spying at the wall
 
__m_.(%)._m__           Yet another pig spying at the wall
 
______,________         Yet another ant spying at the wall
 
_____,P________         Ant with banner spying
 
___,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,___        Ants marching and spying at the wall
 
___,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,P,___       Ant Platoon marching and spying at the wall
 
____________            Invisible Man spying at the wall
 
__m__(((..)__m__        "Monica" spying at the wall
 
___m_--_m___            Chinese spying at the wall
 
__m____m___             Dwarf spying at the wall
 
___m_O_m___             Cyclops spying at the wall
 
___m_@^@_m___           Man with glasses spying at the wall
 
_m_oo_m_m_oo_m_         Twins spying at the wall
 
_m_oo_mm_oo_m_          Siamese Twins spying at the wall
 
--m--xx--m--            Dead cartoon spying at the wall
 
__m_oo_?__              Cap. Hook spying at the wall
 
__m_oo__                One-handed spying at the wall

&-r            tearful user sticking tongue out

<8-*            surprised user eating something bitter

(Bo/            egg-head-skeptical user using glasses

{:0             orator user wearing a toupee

}::-?           user wearing a toupee in a updraft, using normal glasses 
                        and smoking a pipe

B:*/            drunk-undecided user with sunglasses on head

*^O             crazy-big-mouth user

OOOO-{I         Marge Simpson-crazy user using a mustache

<:@0            pig-nose-orator user.

<8-~)           swimmer user with a cold and smiling

>|*b            drunk user pointing the tongue out

@0-(            scuba-diver-sad user wearing a turban

(:-~I           egg-head user with a cold

(B:o#           egg-head user with sunglasses on head and wearing braces

*.-)            one-eye-only user smiling

~~0{            scuba-diver user using a mustache and burning

<:-}            happy user

OOOOBc~         Marge Simpson-unhappy user using glasses and drooling

OOOO:@[         pig-nose-Marge Simpson-vampire user

(8*<            egg-head-swimmer-drunk-mad user

O 8)            angel user wearing sunglasses and smiling

<;-{(           sad user crying and using a mustache

*!#^!*|o#       schizophrenic user wearing braces

<0*c            cyclops-drunk-unhappy user

~~:-w           user burning and speaking with forked tongue

+-8-(           religious-sad user wearing sunglasses

<:-@  8-        male user screaming

[B-~[           vampire user using a walkman, using glasses and with a cold

*!#^!*,-{\      schizophrenic-one-winking-eye-only-undecided user 
                        using a mustache

<:-)  >-        female user smiling

*(              crazy user frowning

>8-<            devilish-surprised-mad user

::-{}           user using normal glasses and wearing lipstick

+-B:p           religious user with sunglasses on head and pointing 
                        the tongue out

}0*O            cyclops-drunk-big-mouth user wearing a toupee in a updraft

+-:-/           religious-undecided user

@::-x           user wearing a turban, using normal glasses and kissing

3:)             pet user smiling

*!#^!*:@[       pig-nose-schizoprenic-vampire user

@,^V            one-winking-eye-only user wearing a turban and shouting

:*(@)           drunk user shouting

<.(@)           one-eye-only user shouting

<8-{D           happy user wearing sunglasses and using a mustache

|-~b            user with a cold and pointing the tongue out

*!#^!*|oO       schizophrenic-big-mouth user snoring

@8[             surprised-vampire user wearing a turban

<:)             user smiling

<&-I            fool-tearful user

         A fish.  (?)
 
>-",",","-)D>   A fish.  (?)
 
__/\o_          A swimmer.  (?)
                A caterpiller.  (?) 

/\o/\           A spider.  (?)
 
/\_/\           A mountain range.  (?)
 
^+^             Sideways Smiley Variation (?)
 
\,/             A grin.  (?)
 
/'\             A mountain.  (?)
 
/~'v'~\         Girl with pigtails.  (?)
 
(~v~)           Sideways Smiley Variation  (?)
 
=^.^=           A cat smiley.  (?)
 
-,-             Sleepy smiley.  (?)
 
-.-             Sleepy smiley.  (?)
 
\/              A grin.  (?)
 
(^_^)           ear to ear smile

~=o  oOo  oOo  o@=<     (?)

ooo  O\O  ooo           KILROY!                                        
                                                           
ooo  *\*  ooo           maybe;  (probably needs a wall)                
                                                                               
__m_(OuO)_m__           with a wall. (some tty has nice 0's)           
                                                                               
--ooo-------ooo--       hanged at the other side of the wall ...      

c=:             Phallus
 
C===:           XXL size

c=.             Phallus of a Cyclop
 
 =:             Eunuch's phallus

c=;             Eunuch's phallus with a crushed testicle

c=//=:          Bobbit Phallus

c=#=:           Bobbit Phallus after operation.

c=::            four-engined

~:              Child

,:              powerless

|I|             Frontside

|.|             powerless in frontside

c=3             in abstinence for a while

c=B             clergyman

(y)             Pubis
 
8x              Scissors

(8x)            Bobbit`s wife

{y}             Old pubis

[y]             Military pubis

((Y))           Fat lady

(((Y)))         Very fat lady

(..(Y)..)       More fat isn`t possible

(x(Y))          x weigthed lady (in Kg)

(x)             Gay

=r)             big nose smiley

=o)             big nose smiley

(==)            Kosh from Babylon 5

[-:-)           Garibaldi from Babylon 5 ("Male pattern baldness")

(o:-)           Sinclair from Babylon 5 ("hole in your mind")

{ :-)           Minbari from Babylon 5

&:-)>           Narn from Babylon 5

{8->            Bart Simpson

{8-*            Maggie Simpson

{8-)            Lisa Simpson

=O)             Stimpy

>>>>X-O>>>>     Roadkill Smiley                                                    
                                                                               
///:-)          "Nest" haircut                                                     

<:3 )~~~~       Mouse

<:3             Rat/Mouse/Ferret

:I)             smiley with septum pierce (flesh of nose between nostrils)

(^-^)           smile

<^O^>           laughing loudly

(@_@)           stunned

(o_o)           shocked

m(_ _)m         deep bow used for apologizing or expressing thanks

O_O             shocked (Japanese style)

^_-             winking (Japanese style)

^_~             winking2 (Japanese style)

\ ^_^ /         joyful! (Japanese style)

\(^o^\)(/^.^)/  Happy! (Japanese style)

(*^_^*)         Shy! (Japanese style)

/.#(            Adolf Hitler

:-)  >=>        Smiley reading a book

vH)             Here's a drakkar (Viking longboat?).

v##)            Here's a largish boat with more sails than a schooner.

v+)____,        Here's a boat weighing anchor.  Hmmm...  .5 tons.

<)              Here's a house boat.

v-|             Here's my life raft.

*<|<|<|=        A Christmas tree.


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