After 18 years as a website, TPO.net is going WordPress !!!

Gale MinchewHello!! TPO.net has been my website for 18 years now, and largely ignored for 7 years. I am currently porting it over to WordPress, and hope to keep it updated going forward.


Tom O'HalloranThe TPO (The Czar Of Czarcasm ) Hisself with Babe 1 in Mexico
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You are Visitor since 1/1/96 !!!


TPO’s World Reknown Irish Page

Check out Celtic Web Radio, you are in for some craic here!!


Read TPO’s Biography    ;-)

Morph the TPO !!!     

See if your PC is secure, try my PC Security Tester for FREE

And here’s the TPO playing Nude Volley Ball

Try this Eye Test

Govt. Rules for the Mile High Club

TPO’s Free eCard Collection!!   ;-)

TPO’s Favorite Bookmarks

Try this….TPO’s Card Trick    ;-)

Or this….TPO’s Reflex Tester   

TPO has the largest California Law Library on the internet

And id you are NOT in California, every other law book in the universe is in my main Law Library

Looking for something? Looking to get RID of something? Try TPO’s Classifieds

How logical is your thinking? Try Einstein’s Riddle    ;-)

TPO’s Mind Reading Magic    ;-)

If you are looking for an EXCUSE for your Job, School, significant other or POLICE, come on in ;-)

Hisself Lived on the water for over a decade. If you are into Boating, you’ll enjoy this!!

While sailing on the water, TPO often sang one of a thousand Sea Shanties

TPO’s Award winning, kick ass Chili Recipe( + 75 others )

All the Movie Cliches in the world.. right here for you ;-)

Paul Simon sang about Fifty ways to Leave Your Lover, but only gave a few…. Here are the rest!!

Bored? try some D Word Hacking… I’ve even given you a calculater for it.

Love him or hate him, you gotta love his Bushisms

One of TPO’s favorite pastimes is Hacking, and playing with Hacking Tools

And. .. If you are going to get into hacking, you’ll need to know how to use a Network Sniffer

TPO Hisself is also a PI… and owner of Gumshoe Page

Check out What FEMA   is REALLY all about!!!

You just know that when you need one, TPO will have plenty of Dating Excuses for you!

Techie problems? well have a gander at a comprehensive list of Manufacturers Phone Numbers.

Have you read any of TPO’s Poetry? surprisingly enough, it aint too bad ;-)

And if you like THAT conspiracy, you will loose yourself for days in HERE!!.

Did you know that in the digital world there are over 1200 smilies you can use?

Here is my famous directory of US Government agencies



TPO’s Financial Sites

I have just completed a comprehensive listing of a ton of Financial Web Sites that you will surely enjoy.



O’Page, Part 2 — TPO’s Other Ton of Sites (you gotta GO !!!)

What ever you do, don’t miss TPO’s other Web links .   There’s more here than you might think….
I just had to break it away to speed up loading times!!




Single Malt Scotch Sites

The TPO is an aficionado of Single Malt Scotch, and is often found tasting the delights of the highlands.   A great starting point in the great Scotch search is the    The Single Malt Scotch Page.   Combining Scotch and cigars (see the next section) is an art, as you will see at The Royal Scotch & Cigar Club of America.   You would also do well to stop by the Single Malt Scotch Society and the Scotch Whisky Cottage .    A lot can be learned about Scotch by reading The Malt Advocate .    Two great WWW sources for buying Single malts is the Central Liquor Site , and the Park Avenue Liquor whose Single Malt Scotch Price List is online.    The TPO Hisself, is preferential to the ISLAY MALTS.    One of his favorites is the 16 year old Lagavulin.    C.B. Hannegan has a decent Site on Single Malt Whiskies .




TPO’s Smokin’ Cigar Sites

One of the best smoke sites on the net is JR Tobacco.   (try their Casa Blanca Jerobaum (in the Maduro))    If you are into Fine Cigars (like the TPO is….)   you’ll find a good selection at Cigar Sites.   I am preferential to Arturo Fuente cigars, (Hemingway Masterpiece is my usual)   or the Canones Maduro. Smoking accessories can be found at the Fuji Publishing Cigar Page .   SMOKE Magazing. is always a great read and   in case you still need more, here’s a list of Cigar Sites on the Net. TPO Hisself has a Master database of cigars HERE. And finally, a collection of everything Cigar related that didn’t fit here.

TPO’s Internet Tech Pages

In the interest of faster loading, I have created a Tech Page that includes the Plug-in Central for all your Virtual Reality and other plug-in needs!!!   Also here, you’ll find everything you need to know (and the software) to connect a network to the Internet, HTML primers, GIF, databases, backgrounds, textures, lines and misc.   items for creating web pages, NASA sites, robotics, network security (and/or) hacking information (and software)    also, everything you might want to know about ISDN, Frame Relay, ATM, Fiber Optics, PGP encryption and many other goodies, this has long been a favorite stop of many techies, and now it is even bigger and better!

STATEMENT OF POLITICAL
and MORAL CORRECTNESS
Full noodle frontery will not be displayed on thr O’Pages. This site contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. We support the natural release of dihydrogen monoxide from the atmosphere. We also comply with the data recycling act of 1997. We respect and celebrate St. Swithin’s Day. This site is Y2K Complacent. We fully support efforts to save the world’s remaining octothorpes in their natural habitat. The surgeon general warns that doing most anything can be harmful. Member of FDIC. Batteries not included. Some assembly may be required. No animals were harmed in the testing of these pages, although some were aroused. This site was pre-recorded for this time zone.

This statement was prepared upon the urging and advise
of our legal counsel, Dewey, Cheatham and Howe.


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